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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 05:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

What made you feel disgusted today?

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

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Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

Still no good.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading