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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:05
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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